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FLOATER: n. def. - A.) a maneuver that a surfer does over a section of wave that is breaking too fast or in front of the surfer. The surfer elevates himself over the breaking section and floats along the top of it as it's breaking. It creates a floating sensation. B.) human feces, Caddyshack style, but not a candy bar.

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WAVE DANCE

I’ve been trying to put together a little video to send in to Roxy. They’re doing this contest and alotting any aspiring Roxy girls sixty seconds to show their stuff. However, the waves have not been on their best behavior lately. So instead of moping around I thought I’d try to envision my own waves [...]

BARNEY FROTHING OVER BALLS

I don’t know about you, but all of these quips about professional surfers being analogous to horses in a horse race are tripping me out. It all reminds me of dog shows a bit. Yeah, pro surfers are beautiful creatures like those finely groomed pooches running through hoops at Westminster, but there’s just something about [...]

Dion and Cezanne

Hot and talented surfer from down under, Dion Agius, likened himself to the artist Paul Cezanne in an ad campaign for one of the latest Kai Neville films. Upon closer examination, the likeness is clearly uncanny.

Trying to Get some by the Pier

Pismo Pier was deemed the worst surf spot in California by the king – nay the God of surfing – Kelly Slater himself. A few guys stopped to watch my struggle for waves as the sunset dissipated into a night surf sesh. Creepers. Really, I just wanted to test out the GoPro and see its [...]